frenz onleeee

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/op-ed/look_at_this_fucking_hipster_basher.php

My mom just added me on facebook...

Any tips?

i have acquired a satchel of peanuts, self-salted. it's worked out fantastic for all purposes. really one purpose. i suppose they make a fine paper weight as well. i'll allow them that compliment but no more. they are prideful little nuts, and one must keep a watchful eye on such a combination or one day you find yourself spreading human butter on toast. it's really quite that simple.

i had just laid down under my soft covers, book in hand and sleep in mind, when i realized a cockroach was crawling up my leg.